October 26, 2009. The Quebec government secretly puts in place its new economic recovery plan. In order not to arouse suspicion, he entrusted the task to the Ministry of Health and Social Services (DHSS), which then launched an extensive propaganda campaign. The goal: to convey his new doctrine of handwashing.
Even if we resist in Quebec, overall, much better to recession elsewhere in the world, we must act quickly. In speculating that the Quebec economy is not based on labor, if Quebecers to panic about losing their jobs and they start to work, they may suffer the same fate as Chinese.
The MSSS and its Western counterparts, therefore the idea of launching a horrible flu pandemic they call A (H1N1 ). A Once the fear of contracting the virus established, they design the propaganda tool of the most formidable history. A tool that guarantees inefficiency and productivity-cons in all strata and all spheres of the economy's Guide to the washing of hands.
The technique is to wet your hands, apply soap, rub for 15-20 seconds, the time to sing " Happy Birthday ", wash all surfaces of hands including the nails and the region between fingers, rinse under running water, dry hands with paper towel and turn off the faucet with paper said.
now apply this doctrine to a normal working day in business.
8:30
The employee arrives at work and uses a coffee. As he touched the coffee, he makes to the bathroom to wash their hands. It is clearly not alone in having used it. Ten minutes separated the release.
"Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! "
9am
He moved to the computer. Takes a call and sneezes. He ran to wash their hands. The toilets are still occupied. Wait five minutes.
"Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! "
9:30
Directorate concierge to disinfect his phone and his entire work surface. A little tap on the window ledge passing ─ it is never done, or what? It finally relates products to his colleague who had just blow their noses.
9:45
It takes his e-mail: special meeting of employees, tomorrow 8am. On the agenda: handwashing techniques. He scratches the corner of the eye. Damn! He did not use paper towel! He must now return to wash their hands, but hesitates. If contaminating the whole floor? He returned to the bathroom. Ten more minutes of waiting.
" Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! "
10:15
His appointment is already waiting. He shakes hands ─ not forget to wash their hands immediately after ─ 15 minutes and discusses the appropriateness of vaccination against influenza A (H1N1). The wife of his client is pregnant and is reluctant to be vaccinated. For cons, the stepmother who is not really sick already had the vaccine. The nephew of his cousin, he did not wait and got vaccinated in the United States.
11h
The client leaves the office. Quickly to the bathroom. " Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! "
11:15
He realizes that the Power Point presentation of his client was released on his computer. Back to the concierge for cleaning the keyboard. A little wipe on the screen and mouse ─ is unbelievable filth!
11:30
It shakes his clothes dusty. Back to the toilet. " Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! "
12h
" Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! "
topic of dinner conversation: the lack of antiseptic gel dispensers in some areas of the building. In the basement, among others.
" Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! "
13h
The phone rings. Preamble influenza with another client. He hangs up. Will cure the nose discreetly. Open the folder that was waiting since morning. Suddenly remembers that he should have taken a tissue. Destination toilet. Waiting five minutes.
" Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! "
2:30 p.m.
He returned to his file. His brother convinced of the relevance to wash himself the doorknob of her office. He returned to look for cleaning products and runs on the field.
15h
Reassured by the cleanliness of their working environment, it finally getting down to his famous dossier. But the need to defecate is felt. He goes to the bathroom on the upper floor ─ we never a number two on our floor. So. Another ten minute wait.
" Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! "
16h
Back at the office. He felt a slight chill ─ if he had influenza A (H1N1)? He returned read the symptoms of influenza in the website of the MSSS Guide section of handwashing.
4:30 p.m.
He survived the pandemic one day longer. Phew!
economic crisis? Quebec washes his hands!
One year already. Happy Birthday!
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