Whereas, they are formidable invaders.
whereas they are invisible to the naked eye.
Whereas they are housed in grain products, often an environment polluted with chocolate chips and other refined sugars.
We, a small suburban school, suggest that peanuts and their natural habitat, grain products, are no longer accepted as a snack in our classrooms. Henceforth, only fruits, vegetables and dairy products will be tolerated.
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Parents are upset.
The rainbow sky's Food Guide has been affected. Their rainbow sky. Whatever they have drawn, colored and sang as a child is distressed. It has long been a threat color gradient blows of advertising pro-fruits. But now that their children's school has eliminated a color. Yellow is danger!
Bungalows on the eastern side of the boulevard Labelle: Unite!
Bring Back the cereal product!
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Leading vegetables, Director and his garden.
Regarding the bad seed, a handful of parents, disciples of the rainbow gay friends and carbohydrates.
The meeting of the board is open. This will be long. Very long. There are bad seeds everywhere.
It's not that bad seed or cons vegetables, but she wants to testify to the importance of carbohydrates called slow-Ritz crackers at home - in learning grammar. And, because the rainbow is a complex phenomenon that teachers do not seem to understand, a nutritionist - sponsored by the poorer seed - explain to the Assembly in delirium, the importance of each color in the landscape maintenance for the child.
"Grains deserve to be treated well! They provide the energy necessary for the proper functioning of the human body. They affect serotonin levels in the blood, commonly called the hormone of happiness. To miss our children could plunge into depression, "she says in a tone similar to the offense to the rainbow of his kingdom.
different perspective on the garden side.
"Grains remove the energy necessary for the proper functioning of the faculty. They have a negative influence on the hormone of happiness of our staff, which turned into a bloodhound sniffing out traces of peanuts and chocolate chips, "dare not tell the direction, rather that just to remember that his school won the prize for "more-better-vegetable" in the region.
Do not believe the bad seed does not like vegetables. "We know that tomatoes prevent prostate cancer and we love tomatoes. But the whole wheat? It has done nothing wrong! Can you really be against the whole wheat? "
" Bring Back the whole wheat! "Says one parent. "Just the whole wheat" to specify the other, more consensual. "Because me-my-child needs his whole wheat crackers to keep his concentration," added the mother at the back of the room.
"Me-my-child ever eaten a fresh cheese with real fruit puree and the teacher told him it was too sweet! "
" Me-my-child is not drinking enough water. Water is it allowed in the classroom? Because it important water. "
" Me-my-child does not have lunch. He gets up too early! "
" Me-my-child is not allowed to eat her muffin multigrain in the class of Isabelle. "
" Me-my-child eats fruit cut into pieces. You know that apples darken when cut? "
" Me-my-child only eat granola bars. Health is the granola bars! "It's long
. Very long. Until the light comes:
"Adopt a cereal product! "
The multi-grain crackers, for starters. Because it's bad to marginalize one group of foods. Fortunately, parents are going beyond food prejudices. They know how to get to the bottom of things themselves. They are not idiots.
They are kings.
